{"id":9,"date":"2008-09-23T22:53:22","date_gmt":"2008-09-23T20:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bittner.fr\/blogs\/pierre\/?p=9"},"modified":"2008-09-23T22:53:22","modified_gmt":"2008-09-23T20:53:22","slug":"noooon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bittner.fr\/blogs\/pierre\/blog\/2008\/09\/23\/noooon\/","title":{"rendered":"Noooon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Je viens de faire un quizz sur facebook: Quelle genre de fille attirez-vous ?<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9ponse:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div style=\"FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 150%; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\">la biatch intelligente et manipulatrice<\/div>\n<div style=\"MARGIN-BOTTOM: 10px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/cdn.applatform.com\/img\/?id=183503&amp;h=e44e281aa3c511dcf92a002f5f95e57e6738e00f\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n<div style=\"FONT-SIZE: 120%; TEXT-ALIGN: center\">Attention danger! \u00e7a y est vous avez succomb\u00e9 \u00e0 cette succube et elle vous suce votre argent comme un vampire vous sucerait le sang. Plut\u00f4t intelligente et cultiv\u00e9e voire de bonne famille et habitu\u00e9e \u00e0 avoir tout ce qu&rsquo;elle voulait depuis la plus tendre enfance, la biatch intelligente et manipulatrice r\u00e9ussira \u00e0 faire dispara\u00eetre le peu d&rsquo;estime de vous m\u00eame qu&rsquo;il vous restait. Pire! A la premi\u00e8re occaz elle se barrera avec votre meilleur pote qui aura lui aussi succomb\u00e9 \u00e0 son charme ravageur.<\/div>\n<div style=\"FONT-SIZE: 120%; TEXT-ALIGN: center\">\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div style=\"FONT-SIZE: 120%; TEXT-ALIGN: left\">Je r\u00e8ve ou c&rsquo;est Carla ? :'(<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Je viens de faire un quizz sur facebook: Quelle genre de fille attirez-vous ? R\u00e9ponse: la biatch intelligente et manipulatrice Attention danger! \u00e7a y est vous avez succomb\u00e9 \u00e0 cette succube et elle vous suce votre argent comme un vampire vous sucerait le sang. 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